Dating cousin jokes
Unfortunately, Google has too many top hits that are actually just this same pathetic posed question in different words.I knew I should have just brewed my own coffee this morning..
A: If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? A: You let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids. Q: How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? A: A full set of teeth Q: How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Q: What do you call it when you die and come back as a redneck?
It is because I have not sought out my ever so hot distant cousins as possible dating material.
I must go now and explore which of my distant cousins are single...burp, excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little. I was doing some research to list some helpful websites on dating one's cousin and the problems associated with it.
MY wife’s so stupid, the other night I found condoms in her purse, and she don’t even have a penis!
” Two rednecks are eating chicken at KFC, when all of a sudden they notice the woman next to them choking on a bone.